Liver Lover
You may say it’s strange but it is true
I’ve finally found a way to replace you
You were so frigid but our love still wouldn’t keep
My new companion is inanimate and cheap
On the day she left me, I found
My lover, my liver weighed only half a pound
A ziplock bag, a microwave and in went dinner
I made love to a dead cow’s innards
(Chorus)
‘Cause I’m a Liver Lover
Don’t want no other
Gimme that soggy dead delight
Lover! Liver
Just one warm sliver
I won’t need any onions tonight
The space between the couch cushions is just right for me
I’ll slouch down with my baggy and do the nasty on my knees
Everyone calls me the Liver King
But I’m so happy because it feels just like the real thing
(Chorus)
My roommates think I’m sick but I think it’s great
When I go shopping I almost always find a date
Liver won’t treat me wrong, will never be untrue
And if I had a real girl I’d probably love her liver too.
(Chorus)
I’ve finally found a way to replace you
You were so frigid but our love still wouldn’t keep
My new companion is inanimate and cheap
On the day she left me, I found
My lover, my liver weighed only half a pound
A ziplock bag, a microwave and in went dinner
I made love to a dead cow’s innards
(Chorus)
‘Cause I’m a Liver Lover
Don’t want no other
Gimme that soggy dead delight
Lover! Liver
Just one warm sliver
I won’t need any onions tonight
The space between the couch cushions is just right for me
I’ll slouch down with my baggy and do the nasty on my knees
Everyone calls me the Liver King
But I’m so happy because it feels just like the real thing
(Chorus)
My roommates think I’m sick but I think it’s great
When I go shopping I almost always find a date
Liver won’t treat me wrong, will never be untrue
And if I had a real girl I’d probably love her liver too.
(Chorus)