1 1/2 ft.
When Bobby was 18 he met his Peggy Sue
They'd hang outside the malt shop 'cause they had nothing else to do
But then one starlit night ol' Bobby looked into her eyes
& said "Baby, I really respect you tonight"
In the maternity ward
9 months down the road
Bobby Held Peggy's hand as she dispensed with her load
The doctor said she gave birth to a squirrel
& ol' Bobby's tail began to curl
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?
The press they had a field day in that tiny refinery town
Peggy's parents kept her inside so that she would not be found
Bobby snuck in through her window 16 days a week
& stuffed his nuts into Peggy's cheeks
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?
Siberia is too cold for me if I don't wear no clothes
When I sneeze everything freezes on the way out of my nose
So I'll wear a big fuzzy hat to show solidarity
For the brave Siberians who don't have no fuzzy hats like me
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?
They'd hang outside the malt shop 'cause they had nothing else to do
But then one starlit night ol' Bobby looked into her eyes
& said "Baby, I really respect you tonight"
In the maternity ward
9 months down the road
Bobby Held Peggy's hand as she dispensed with her load
The doctor said she gave birth to a squirrel
& ol' Bobby's tail began to curl
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?
The press they had a field day in that tiny refinery town
Peggy's parents kept her inside so that she would not be found
Bobby snuck in through her window 16 days a week
& stuffed his nuts into Peggy's cheeks
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?
Siberia is too cold for me if I don't wear no clothes
When I sneeze everything freezes on the way out of my nose
So I'll wear a big fuzzy hat to show solidarity
For the brave Siberians who don't have no fuzzy hats like me
How do you help a lonely Boy who don't know he's a squirrel?
Wandering over the grass in the business park
& how do you convince a rodent that he has a big fuzzy tail
& that his head is smaller than a tomato?