Freaky Baby
You got that Chelsea cut
You got no time for a scene
You got an interesting smell
I don’t know where you been
You dive in the dumpster
And as I walk past
You poke your head out and say,
“Spare change for trash?”
You a freaky baby
Straight sideways freak
The way you move
Is making me weak
You got drunk and cut your hair
Them people stare
When it comes to freaks
Them others can’t compare
Cos you a freaky baby
You making me sweaty
With all that gender bending
Squattin’ that flat
C’mon and jiggle that
You make them vegans scramble
That bootys hard to handle
I want to make believe
I’m your bicycle seat
Pass that forty round and round
Who needs chairs when you got the ground
Hold out your sign, take a rolly hit
Tell them cops, “Eat shit!”
Now chill for a bit
You a freaky baby
A straight sideways freak
The way you move
Is making me weak
You got drunk and cut your hair
Them people stare
When it comes to freaks
Them others can’t compare
Cos you a freaky baby
You got no time for a scene
You got an interesting smell
I don’t know where you been
You dive in the dumpster
And as I walk past
You poke your head out and say,
“Spare change for trash?”
You a freaky baby
Straight sideways freak
The way you move
Is making me weak
You got drunk and cut your hair
Them people stare
When it comes to freaks
Them others can’t compare
Cos you a freaky baby
You making me sweaty
With all that gender bending
Squattin’ that flat
C’mon and jiggle that
You make them vegans scramble
That bootys hard to handle
I want to make believe
I’m your bicycle seat
Pass that forty round and round
Who needs chairs when you got the ground
Hold out your sign, take a rolly hit
Tell them cops, “Eat shit!”
Now chill for a bit
You a freaky baby
A straight sideways freak
The way you move
Is making me weak
You got drunk and cut your hair
Them people stare
When it comes to freaks
Them others can’t compare
Cos you a freaky baby