Waking Up Is Hard To Do
You can have the fucking worm
The early bird can kiss my ass
The shining sun does not seem fun
I think today I’ll pass
I have to say a wasted day
Is something I regret
But its my choice to shut out noise
And spend my time in bed
I close my eyes and see
There’s an amazing show for free
Sheep on swinging stars
Singing candy bars
Hot dogs dance with donuts
And a thousand prancing sluts
I’m not all here, I’m so not there
All you heard is sadly true
After last night, I don’t feel right
Waking up is hard to do
Earthquakes and tornadoes
Could hit this town right now
My bed could lift and start to spin
With cars and trees and cows
None of this would wake me
As I soundly sawed some logs
I’d fall asleep in Oakland
And awake in Bogota
I close my eyes and see
There’s an amazing show for free
Sheep on swinging stars
Singing candy bars
Hot dogs dance with donuts
And a thousand prancing sluts
I’m not all here, I’m so not there
All you heard is sadly true
After last night, I don’t feel right
Waking up is hard to do
The early bird can kiss my ass
The shining sun does not seem fun
I think today I’ll pass
I have to say a wasted day
Is something I regret
But its my choice to shut out noise
And spend my time in bed
I close my eyes and see
There’s an amazing show for free
Sheep on swinging stars
Singing candy bars
Hot dogs dance with donuts
And a thousand prancing sluts
I’m not all here, I’m so not there
All you heard is sadly true
After last night, I don’t feel right
Waking up is hard to do
Earthquakes and tornadoes
Could hit this town right now
My bed could lift and start to spin
With cars and trees and cows
None of this would wake me
As I soundly sawed some logs
I’d fall asleep in Oakland
And awake in Bogota
I close my eyes and see
There’s an amazing show for free
Sheep on swinging stars
Singing candy bars
Hot dogs dance with donuts
And a thousand prancing sluts
I’m not all here, I’m so not there
All you heard is sadly true
After last night, I don’t feel right
Waking up is hard to do