Money For Books
After years of doing algebra & having wet dreams
About the girls who gave it up to the whole football team
It's time to go
So bring your yearbook and your favorite CDs
& head upstate to work on some useless degree
It's the best education Mommy can buy
College! Now you're a full-fledged productive member of society
Really, you're not just a tax writeoff for your family
Just don't knock over the bong
Or try to pierce yourself & get it wrong
Get it wrong
I love college, it's a great place to be
Nobody tells me what to do & I've got an identity
It feels do good; I'm on my own
Mom & Dad don't know anything I don't tell them on the phone
I'm my own person
I'm my own person
& I can get piercings anywhere that I want
Four more years of drinking and dancing and boning the coeds down the hall
Four more years of avoiding any kind of work at all
& if you run out of cash, don't distress
Just send a polite request to your home address
So you can buy more mushrooms
About the girls who gave it up to the whole football team
It's time to go
So bring your yearbook and your favorite CDs
& head upstate to work on some useless degree
It's the best education Mommy can buy
College! Now you're a full-fledged productive member of society
Really, you're not just a tax writeoff for your family
Just don't knock over the bong
Or try to pierce yourself & get it wrong
Get it wrong
I love college, it's a great place to be
Nobody tells me what to do & I've got an identity
It feels do good; I'm on my own
Mom & Dad don't know anything I don't tell them on the phone
I'm my own person
I'm my own person
& I can get piercings anywhere that I want
Four more years of drinking and dancing and boning the coeds down the hall
Four more years of avoiding any kind of work at all
& if you run out of cash, don't distress
Just send a polite request to your home address
So you can buy more mushrooms